Concluded the search for the perfect phone. It's here. (Warning: iPhone killer!)

Yup, that's right! What you see above is the perfect mobile device for, I would guess, about 80% of the world's population!

Among its features are:

• the ability to make calls
• send and receive SMS
• integrated flashlight (or should I have written Flash Lite?)
• the ability to pre-set call times
• MP3-grade ringtones with adjustable volume
• One Touch shortcut keys for SMS messaging, calendar, contacts, loudspeaker, and flashlight
• Analog/digital clock, alarm clock
  
• countdown timer, and stopwatch (S60 phones do not have these features, I kid you not)
• Reminders for important meetings and appointments
• Calculator
• Converter
• Made from robust, durable materials with a non-slip backing to keep your phone firmly in your hand.

It is the Nokia 1200, and yes, it is the perfect fit for the oh, I just use my phone for calling and texting, don't bother explaining what else I could do with it crowd. It is what those who bought N95s only because at some point they were very expensive should have bought. It is an iPhone killer (and what isn't these days?) because aside from web browsing and listening to music, it can do everything the iPhone can. Now the iPhone may have a Touch UI, but it doesn't have a flashlight (or Flash Lite, for that matter)!

So next time you say "I only need a phone for calling and texting", remember that THIS is the perfect device for that. Or wake up.

Happy April Foolishness day everyone!

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